Monday, March 10, 2008

ANOTHER SCHOOL THINGY!!!

UPDATE 4-2
EPISODE #2:

Early the next day, Joe made his way out of his homely home, sniffing the fresh smell of hominy and caramel corn that was in the breeze. He always wakes up early, to go to the Pokemon store of course, because he would be swarmed by fan-girls that would randomly glomp anybody that would go in and out of the Poke-store. Then, out of nowhere, Joe spotted geese badgering fan-girls. Joe felt the urge to help the ditzy fan-girls, but he pushed the thought out of his mind, since these are fan-girls he was talking about. So he just walked away, letting the fan-girls fend for themselves. But as soon as he took one step away from the fan-girls, the fan-girls turned into big fluffy marshmallows with strawberry filling and with watermelon licorice sticking out of them, and they started attacking Joe. Joe started drooling and launched himself at the 'evil' fluffy-marshmallows-with-strawberry-filling-and-watermelon-licorice-of-DOOM! But then Joe remembered that he is allergic to sugar(darn!), so Joe just held up two of his fingers and shouted "SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!". The
fluffy-marshmallows-with-strawberry-filling-and-watermelon-licorice-of-doom roared with laughter at Joe's pitiful attempt to defeat them.
TO BE CONTINUED...

UPDATE 3-31
EPISODE #1:

On the way to the local Pokemon store, Joe spots an old lady being mugged. Diving into a secluded place, Joe transformed into Cardumo! He leaped into action to save the old lady. But when he came closer, it turned out that it was the old lady that was mugging somebody. Cardumo skidded to a stop to come up with a plan of action. He couldn't attack an old lady because it was an old lady. The old lady was now sneaking away with the stuff that she stole from the person she mugged. Cardumo leaped into the old lady's way and commanded her to give the goods that she stole from the innocent person back to the original owner. The old lady refused and started going all kung-fu on Cardumo. Cardumo was confused, an old lady shouldn't be able to do kung-fu. Then something popped into Cardumo's head, the old lady was one of his arch nemisisis, the Karate Grandma! Not wanting to fight Karate Grandma, Cardumo held up two of his fingers and yelled 'SSSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN' at Karate Grandma. Karate Grandma was shocked and ran away while crashing into walls and throwing the stolen items in the air.
Cardumo has yet again defeated another villain. Now he must go back to his cantering of the Pokemon.

UPDATE 3-14

My superhero's name is Cardumo (a random name I created a couple years ago). He has the power to change into many different animals. 'Cardumo' is his superhero name, his real name is unknown, he just goes by Joe. His favorite passtimes are: saving the world, playing pokemon (i guess that's saving the world too O.o), and watching superhero movies and makes fun of their corny-ness.

3-10

HI HI!!! RANDOM TEXT!!! YAY FOR RANDOMNESS!!! ^(^-^)^